Saturday morning I went to Macy's to get my mom a birthday present. After browsing the handbags for nearly 30 minutes I found the perfect one for her. A small, black leather bag with silver accents. Twenty five percent off and then I had a coupon for another 15 percent discount.
I clutched my mom's gift and perused the clothing, looking for nothing in particular. A tall angular woman caught my eye because she had on a dress that I also own. It's a light turqoise and brown print, sleeveless with a small brown belt. I noticed that she was at least 6 inches taller than me, making her over six feet. I couldn't see her face but her dark brown bob looked like a wig. Her hair was too perfect and smooth. I kept watching her just to see what else she'd pick out since we both selected the same dress. I thought she might lead me to another nice outfit.
I ended up buying a blue t-shirt and then made my way to the exit at precisely the same moment as the tall woman in my dress.
We both walked south in the parking lot but the tall woman seemed to forget where her car was and she double backed toward me. It was then I saw her face and I noticed the five o'clock shadow, the adam's apple and the pronounced features. That's no lady in my dress, that's a man. A transsexual shopping in Macy's wearing my dress.
I have the same fashion sense as a transsexual.
2 comments:
or maybe she has as good taste as you ;)
Oh, no WAY did that happen!!! I leave for vacation and all kinds of interesting things start happening!
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